1 00:00:02,561 --> 00:00:04,561 [zvona zvona] 2 00:00:04,563 --> 00:00:05,987 [podriguje] 3 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:07,397 ♪ 4 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:08,656 D'oh! 5 00:00:08,734 --> 00:00:10,917 [lajanje] 6 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:12,219 [grunta] 7 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,434 ♪ 8 00:00:23,265 --> 00:00:24,765 ♪ 9 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:27,918 ♪ Odnesi me do mjeseca ♪ 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,846 ♪ I otkotrljaj me do zvijezda ♪ 11 00:00:31,924 --> 00:00:33,106 ♪ Hej ♪ 12 00:00:33,183 --> 00:00:35,850 ♪ Ovo je više nego samo igra ♪ 13 00:00:35,928 --> 00:00:39,687 ♪ Za velike masne droge u barovima ♪ 14 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:40,688 ♪ Ne ♪ 15 00:00:40,766 --> 00:00:42,949 ♪ Za lijene momke ♪ 16 00:00:43,026 --> 00:00:45,360 ♪ Ovo je sport ♪ 17 00:00:45,437 --> 00:00:48,005 ♪ Doo bap, doo boop bee boo wow ♪ 18 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:51,717 [igle zveckaju] 19 00:00:51,794 --> 00:00:53,110 Danas je. 20 00:00:53,112 --> 00:00:54,202 Danas je! 21 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,371 -Koji je dan? -Subota. 22 00:00:56,448 --> 00:00:57,598 Danas je! 23 00:00:58,708 --> 00:01:01,226 [slabo uzvikne] 24 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,230 [laste] Whoopie. 25 00:01:05,307 --> 00:01:07,624 Pređite preko Los Angelesa i Philadelphia. 26 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:11,311 Red je na Springfild da ima svoje pijane ljubitelje sporta 27 00:01:11,463 --> 00:01:14,631 penjati se na uličnu rasvjetu i spaliti grad. 28 00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:17,467 tako je, konačno, nakon godina fantomskih faulova 29 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:18,819 i petlja po zadnjici, 30 00:01:18,971 --> 00:01:22,730 jedan od naših najdražih lokalaca sportski timovi, "Pin Pals", 31 00:01:22,732 --> 00:01:24,658 uspjeli su na državno prvenstvo. 32 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:27,920 Sa Springfieldovim godinama neuspjeha u sportu, umjetnosti, 33 00:01:27,996 --> 00:01:30,497 i naše katastrofalno dijete bokserski turnir, 34 00:01:30,574 --> 00:01:34,426 nije preterivanje reci da su naši "Super Bowleri". 35 00:01:34,503 --> 00:01:38,380 skupljajući ogroman pin-interest. [smejanje] 36 00:01:38,456 --> 00:01:39,489 ♪ 37 00:01:39,491 --> 00:01:40,432 ♪ Da! ♪ 38 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,161 ♪ Da! ♪ 39 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:46,847 Konačno, štrajkovi koje mogu podržati. 40 00:01:46,923 --> 00:01:47,848 [navijanje] 41 00:01:47,924 --> 00:01:49,757 Gradonačelniče, bili ste optužen da je 42 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:51,852 ljubitelj lepog vremena za ovaj tim. 43 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:53,019 Nije istina. 44 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:55,763 Ja sam obojen u vuni fan ovih... 45 00:01:55,841 --> 00:01:56,857 [tiho] Bowlers. 46 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:58,766 Bowlers?! Stvarno? 47 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,360 Ljudi to i dalje rade? 48 00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:03,530 Tako da vam ne smeta što kažu uskačeš na vagon? 49 00:02:03,607 --> 00:02:07,459 Samo da kažem, niko ne skače kasnije ili teže od mene. 50 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:11,130 Za pin Heads, eh... Pin Pals. 51 00:02:12,282 --> 00:02:14,249 [sviram "Jer on je jako dobar momak"] 52 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:20,380 [najavljivac] A sada, vaši heroji, Pin Pals. 53 00:02:20,382 --> 00:02:21,306 [navijanje] 54 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:23,475 [smeje se] Kako si? 55 00:02:23,552 --> 00:02:24,885 Udaj se za mene! 56 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,386 Oh, da. Naravno, naravno. 57 00:02:26,463 --> 00:02:28,630 U svakom slučaju, nikad ne bih mogao uspjeli su 58 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:32,634 bez mojih veoma dobrih prijatelja, Homer, Carl, Flandrija, 59 00:02:32,711 --> 00:02:36,638 i taj novi momak iz Portugala čije, uh, ime sam zaboravio. 60 00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:38,615 [govori portugalski] 61 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,389 Yi-yo-yu! 62 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:46,723 [navijanje] 63 00:02:46,725 --> 00:02:48,725 On ne govori dobar engleski ili ništa, 64 00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:50,727 ali on je siguran može da baca udarce. 65 00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:54,731 I ima veoma zgodnu sestru, ili devojka, ili majka... 66 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:56,258 Zaista je teško reći. 67 00:02:58,662 --> 00:02:59,994 Eu te amo. 68 00:03:00,072 --> 00:03:01,421 U redu. Na osnovu mog iskustva, 69 00:03:01,498 --> 00:03:02,923 to nije njegova majka. 70 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:06,668 Uh, samo želim reći, mi ne rade ovo samo za nas. 71 00:03:06,745 --> 00:03:10,597 To će značiti svijet na ceo ovaj grad. 72 00:03:10,674 --> 00:03:12,340 Izvinite, ali ne vidim 73 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,935 kako grad eventualno koristi od ovoga. 74 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:16,195 Pomoglo bi nam mnogo više 75 00:03:16,346 --> 00:03:18,605 semaforom u ulici Elm. 76 00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:20,090 [zviždi] 77 00:03:20,092 --> 00:03:23,017 Udari ga koskom! Udari ga dobro! 78 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:25,019 Uh, moji prijatelji i komšije... 79 00:03:25,097 --> 00:03:26,371 Nevoljne komšije. 80 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:30,709 [muca] Ja bih samo nas da, uh, sagnemo glave, 81 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:32,452 -i hvala-- -Glupa Flanders. 82 00:03:32,529 --> 00:03:34,438 Okreće sve dobro u crkvu. 83 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,957 samo jednom, zar ne spominješ Boga? 84 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:39,776 U redu, onda dozvoli mi samo da kažem kako da idem, 85 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:41,386 Veliki momak na nebu. 86 00:03:41,463 --> 00:03:44,965 [oboje] I njegov sin, Isus Hrist. Amen. 87 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:47,041 Isus je Božji štap. 88 00:03:47,119 --> 00:03:50,287 [podrugljiv smijeh] Isus je Božji štap. 89 00:03:50,289 --> 00:03:51,788 [smeje se] Bogohuljenje. 90 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:57,477 A sada, kapetane, moj kapetan, Homer Simpson. 91 00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,296 [pucanje] 92 00:03:59,298 --> 00:04:01,907 Ima jedna reč to definiše ovaj tim. 93 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:04,726 I ta riječ nije "mogu" ili "možda". 94 00:04:04,728 --> 00:04:08,655 Ta riječ je, uh, čekaj malo. 95 00:04:08,732 --> 00:04:10,490 Karte nisu u redu... 96 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:12,567 Ne mogu pročitati svoje pisanje ovdje. 97 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:14,828 Oh, ok, to je "će". 98 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,214 Da, hoćemo! 99 00:04:18,908 --> 00:04:20,926 [pevanje] Idemo Pin Pals. 100 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:22,928 Osvojite tu titulu. 101 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:25,489 Osvojite tu titulu! 102 00:04:25,491 --> 00:04:30,060 -Hajde da uzmemo kisele krastavce. -Hajde da uzmemo kisele krastavce. 103 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:32,253 U redu ljudi, raskinite. 104 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:34,439 osim ako se ne drkas kornišona, idi kući. 105 00:04:37,519 --> 00:04:38,835 [sretno stenjanje] 106 00:04:38,837 --> 00:04:42,172 Oh, Homie. Danas je bilo veličanstveno. 107 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,432 Uvek sam mislio kuglanje je bilo samo izgovor 108 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:47,677 da pobegnem od dece i piti puno piva. 109 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:50,455 sta? Ne. Nikad. sta? 110 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:53,683 Ali sada je napravljeno ceo grad ponosan na tebe. 111 00:04:53,685 --> 00:04:55,777 I ja sam dio grada, 112 00:04:55,854 --> 00:04:57,445 pa ovo dolazi iz srca. 113 00:04:57,523 --> 00:05:00,206 Uf, ne mogu to reći. Ne želim to reći. 114 00:05:00,283 --> 00:05:02,192 ne možeš me natjerati da to kažem, i neću to reći. 115 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:03,693 Ili čak pomisli! 116 00:05:03,695 --> 00:05:05,095 O, hvala ti, sine. 117 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,289 Volim vas sve. Zalijevajte moje biljke. 118 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:10,124 Nemate biljke. 119 00:05:10,202 --> 00:05:12,060 Onda smo dobro. ćao. 120 00:05:17,543 --> 00:05:19,026 ♪ 121 00:05:25,734 --> 00:05:27,217 Zar ovo nije život? 122 00:05:27,219 --> 00:05:28,568 vrtlog ptica, 123 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:31,221 puna konzerva sode, dvije vrećice kikirikija. 124 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:32,722 Nikad nisam poznavao takav luksuz. 125 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,891 Mogao bih odmah umrijeti srecan covek. 126 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:36,835 [Barney] Govori vaš kapetan. 127 00:05:36,912 --> 00:05:39,062 Molim vas, vežite se dok pokušavamo da raščistimo 128 00:05:39,064 --> 00:05:40,672 podmukli planinski vrh. 129 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:41,831 Šta--?! 130 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:46,595 Bez brige. Svaki helikopter u gradu ide ovom rutom. 131 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,926 [zujanje alarma] 132 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,097 Prekomjerna težina? Kako je to moguće? 133 00:05:57,173 --> 00:06:01,101 Pilot, pet putnika, pet lopti od 14 funti... 134 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:03,028 Hteo sam malo dodatnog duha, 135 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:05,772 tako da sam zapravo doneo lopta od 16 funti. 136 00:06:05,849 --> 00:06:09,701 I ja. pod tim mislim Donio sam dvije loptice od 16 funti. 137 00:06:09,778 --> 00:06:12,112 Još neko želi da se pohvali o njihovim mudama? 138 00:06:12,188 --> 00:06:13,538 Mislim, ozbiljno? 139 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:16,524 Fausto donesi ovo. Za sreću. 140 00:06:16,526 --> 00:06:18,710 Yi-yo-yu! 141 00:06:20,772 --> 00:06:23,215 Moraću da je stavim dole na planini. 142 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,509 Od svih vremena biti trezan. 143 00:06:27,129 --> 00:06:28,720 [obojica cvile] 144 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:31,014 Ovo bi moglo biti to. 145 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:34,726 Barem mogu reći zbogom. 146 00:06:34,803 --> 00:06:36,620 -[Marge] Halo? -Mardž... 147 00:06:36,622 --> 00:06:39,789 Nismo kod kuće, pa molim vas nemojte nas pljačkati. 148 00:06:39,791 --> 00:06:41,048 Ostavite poruku. 149 00:06:41,126 --> 00:06:44,127 [pantalone] Slušaj, Mardž, imali smo svoje rasprave, 150 00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:46,813 imali smo svoje stvari, ali hvala Bogu imam vremena 151 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,556 da ti kazem kako se zaista osecam... 152 00:06:48,634 --> 00:06:50,725 -[automatski glas] Poštansko sanduče puno. -D'oh! 153 00:06:50,802 --> 00:06:52,661 [alarm nastavlja da zuji] 154 00:06:54,306 --> 00:06:56,164 - [zavijanje alarma] -[svi uzvikuju] 155 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,088 Whee! Ah! 156 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,245 kao vaš kapetan, jedno je jasno: 157 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:12,989 moramo sići sa ove planine. 158 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:14,658 I nisam stručnjak za planine, 159 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:17,269 ali ja kažem dole je ovuda. 160 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:21,022 D'oh! 161 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:25,569 D'oh! 162 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,765 -Šta do...? -[satelitski bip] 163 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:32,284 [Carl] Ne bih otišao samo još, Homere. 164 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,786 Naš novi prijatelj tamo još se nije probudio. 165 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:37,271 Oh, Bože! Španski-kako se-ime. 166 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:40,208 To je portugalski-kako se-zove, ti idiote. 167 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,868 [Marge] Šefe? 168 00:07:41,945 --> 00:07:44,187 -Ima li neka reč? -'Bojim se da ne. 169 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:46,873 Očigledno su nokautirali toranj za mobilni telefon 170 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,115 na putu dole. 171 00:07:48,193 --> 00:07:51,027 Čekaj, čekaj! Uh, sada stižemo negde. 172 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,304 Da. 173 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:56,216 Oh, hvala Bogu, čovječe. Počinjao sam da gubim svaku nadu. 174 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:58,051 [talijanski naglasak] Oh, vi gladni policajci 175 00:07:58,127 --> 00:07:59,703 stavi-a moju decu na fakultet. 176 00:07:59,705 --> 00:08:02,814 Sedam-a sestre. Ne ženski fakulteti. 177 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,483 Imam sedam ćerki: 178 00:08:04,559 --> 00:08:07,635 Gia, Mia, Pia, Tia, Zia, 179 00:08:07,713 --> 00:08:10,396 Ifigenija, a zatim Emily, iz nekog razloga. 180 00:08:10,473 --> 00:08:11,531 Ne znam. 181 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:15,476 Hmm, još jedva dišem. 182 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:18,163 [uzdiše] Kad bi Gospod mogao nosi Njegov krst, 183 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,390 Mogu nositi ovu jadnu dušu. 184 00:08:20,392 --> 00:08:22,392 [Homer] Huh? Pa, pogledaj to. 185 00:08:22,394 --> 00:08:26,004 Flanders rizikuje svoj život da spasiš drugog. 186 00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:27,080 Vau. 187 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:29,415 Homere, možeš li dobiti moja boca za vodu? 188 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:30,967 br. 189 00:08:34,589 --> 00:08:35,997 -[telefon zvoni] - Telefon! 190 00:08:36,074 --> 00:08:37,182 Neko ima mobilni servis. 191 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,925 Zdravo, Moe govori. 192 00:08:39,002 --> 00:08:40,927 Zdravo, tražim za gospodina Simpsona. 193 00:08:41,004 --> 00:08:42,412 Ime, Homer. 194 00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:44,080 Oh, prepoznajem taj glas. 195 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,598 Ikad više me nazoveš. ti mala povraćanje, 196 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:49,194 Isjeći ću te, iskoristi svoju crijeva kao žice za violinu, 197 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:50,937 i igrati "Bumbarov let!" 198 00:08:51,089 --> 00:08:53,681 Ja idem Rimski-Korsakov na yas. 199 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:56,017 Samo pokušavam da nađem svog tatu. 200 00:08:56,094 --> 00:08:58,278 Da, tačno. Probaj da gledaš u pakao, pakao dečko! 201 00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:00,096 [Bart preko telefona] Ay caramba! 202 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,614 Moe, idiote! 203 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:04,042 Bio si jedini sa mobilnom uslugom. 204 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:07,361 [uzvikuje] Šta sam uradio? Problemi sa mnom i mojom ljutnjom. 205 00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:10,456 Dr. Rubenstein će biti tako razočaran. 206 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,092 [grunta] 207 00:09:13,036 --> 00:09:14,702 [mrmljanje] Glupa lavina. 208 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,055 [linija zvoni, bipovi] 209 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:18,056 [telefon pišta] 210 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:20,141 [kliknite] 211 00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:22,786 Nema veze. 212 00:09:22,788 --> 00:09:24,287 I skoro je noć. 213 00:09:24,289 --> 00:09:27,290 [jeca] Toliko žalim. 214 00:09:27,292 --> 00:09:31,144 Nikad nisam dobio priliku da kažem svom sinu da ga volim. 215 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:34,055 Nikada? Imaš 87 godina. 216 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,466 Uh, to je bilo na mojoj listi zadataka. 217 00:09:36,468 --> 00:09:37,483 Pogledajte. 218 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,493 Vidiš? 219 00:09:42,974 --> 00:09:45,825 I dalje nema znaka od nestalih kuglaša. 220 00:09:45,902 --> 00:09:47,327 I jednu stvar sada moram reći, 221 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:49,570 nema ništa voditelj vijesti voli bolje 222 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:50,997 nego nestali ljudi, 223 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:52,924 bili oni na planini, u podmornici, 224 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:55,242 ili, po mogućnosti, duboko pod ruševinama. 225 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,836 Čak i ako znamo da su mrtvi, 226 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,913 ćutaćemo za nekoliko dana, 227 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,657 samo da održi rejting. 228 00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:03,918 A sada, večerašnji loto, koju niko nikada ne pobeđuje. 229 00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:05,562 [smejanje] 230 00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:07,588 Ne...! 231 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:10,516 [glas nestaje] Zašto pričam ovako? 232 00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:14,020 ne padam, samo se drži za ivicu! 233 00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:18,617 Oh, čovječe, to je bilo blizu. Koliko je duboka ta stvar? 234 00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:21,620 Samo jedan način da saznate. 235 00:10:24,532 --> 00:10:26,215 [lopta zvecka kroz kuglanje] 236 00:10:26,217 --> 00:10:29,519 Gospodo, bojim se počinjemo da haluciniramo. 237 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:30,962 To je luda priča. 238 00:10:31,039 --> 00:10:33,131 Barney, pokupi rezervni. 239 00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:36,968 [zakucavanje igla] 240 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:41,622 Slušaj me. Vrijeme je da dobijete svoje kukavice nazad u tvoje satove. 241 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,033 Približavamo se tačka bez povratka. 242 00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:46,419 Flandrija, h-kako da to kažem? 243 00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:48,129 Razmišljao sam Možda bih htela da... 244 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,315 o, ovo je tako sramotno... 245 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,391 moli se. 246 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:55,136 Nema ateista u lisičjim rupama. 247 00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:57,213 Oh, da. Lisice su veoma religiozne. 248 00:10:57,215 --> 00:10:59,883 Molio bih se da je gomila momaka u crvenim prslucima na konjima 249 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:01,234 pokušavali da me ubiju. 250 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,386 Sada, napravi sa Oče naš. 251 00:11:03,388 --> 00:11:05,497 ♪ 252 00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:08,224 [najavljivač kuglanja] Još uvijek nema riječi u timu Springfielda. 253 00:11:08,226 --> 00:11:12,253 Molimo obratite pažnju na predviđanje 60 sekundi tišine. 254 00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,507 [kotrljanje lopte] 255 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,008 [kuglač] Nisam bio ja. 256 00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:19,594 Strike. 257 00:11:21,256 --> 00:11:24,349 Moji prijatelji, ako samo imajte vjeru u dobrog Gospodina 258 00:11:24,426 --> 00:11:26,518 koji nas je razneo u komadiće na strani planine, 259 00:11:26,594 --> 00:11:27,686 bićemo u redu. 260 00:11:27,762 --> 00:11:30,838 Hej, Churchy Joe, reci to mojim prasićima! 261 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,524 Riječ "smrzline" zvuči tako slatko 262 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,084 kada ljudi to dobiju na igrama Buffalo Billsa, 263 00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:37,344 ali kad ti se to desi, uf! 264 00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:40,924 Pa, ja mislim stvari biće sasvim u redu. 265 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:43,776 Stvarno? I ko te je stvorio Optimist Prime? 266 00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:47,113 Razbio sam svoj komplet prve pomoći. 267 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:50,024 -[dahtanje] - Još neko izdrži na bilo šta? 268 00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,692 Kao ja sa ovim dvije vrećice kikirikija, 269 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:55,755 koju ću jesti kako treba sada uprkos mojoj alergiji na kikiriki. 270 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,717 [prigušeno gunđanje] 271 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:03,221 Vidite ovo? Ovo je lice preživjelog. 272 00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:04,797 [smeje se] 273 00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:07,467 Uh, božićni ukrasi? 274 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:09,543 U oktobru? 275 00:12:09,621 --> 00:12:12,397 Uradili smo sve što smo mogli da pomognem svom ocu, pa... 276 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:15,124 Mislio sam da bi ovo bilo pomozi nam da se osjećamo bolje. 277 00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:17,810 [jecanje] 278 00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,721 Bart, kažu klinac je samo sretan 279 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,723 kao njihov najtužniji roditelj. 280 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:25,034 ♪ 281 00:12:28,397 --> 00:12:30,564 Zumirajte porodica slomljenog srca. 282 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,916 Zoom, kažem! 283 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,418 Ne. Ne mogu. 284 00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,828 Nisam išao na novinarstvo škola da bude ghoul. 285 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,922 Otišao sam zato bila je to laka specijalnost. 286 00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:41,818 Uzmi svoju dušu i dođavola van lokalnih vesti. 287 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:42,986 [vjetar zavija] 288 00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:45,387 Fausto... nije dobro. 289 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,490 Prijatelju, vratićemo te 290 00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:50,751 a onda ćemo ti i ja imati veliko staro vreme. 291 00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:52,586 Čujem da se tiho slažete. 292 00:12:52,664 --> 00:12:55,348 -[slabo stenje] -Idemo na pecanje i napravi s'mores 293 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,333 i bićemo najbolji prijatelji. 294 00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,943 Ti si katolik i ja sam hrišćanin, 295 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,686 ali proći ćemo kroz to. 296 00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,947 Oh, još tihi dogovor. 297 00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,524 Evo, prijatelju, dozvoli mi... pusti me da te spustim 298 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,659 pa možemo pričati o tome naša velika budućnost. 299 00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:10,530 Sačuvaj dah, drugar. On je mrtav. 300 00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:13,366 Ne! Ne, nije mrtav. H-On se samo odmara. 301 00:13:13,442 --> 00:13:15,685 o, bože, ne možeš biti ovako okrutan. 302 00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:18,855 Izvini, čoveče. Znao sam bio je nestao prije nekog vremena, 303 00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:21,040 ali mi se svidelo gledam kako ga nosiš. 304 00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:22,692 Htjeli smo napraviti s'mores. 305 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:25,378 Sada neće biti ništa. [šmrkati] 306 00:13:25,454 --> 00:13:27,955 Jadni Fausto. Jadna Flandrija. 307 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,790 Stvarno si se potrudio, čovječe. 308 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:31,367 Oh, mislim to. 309 00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:33,219 Ne grlim te samo jer ti je toplo, 310 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:35,054 iako je to veliki deo toga. 311 00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:36,314 Ti si dobar čovek. 312 00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:38,316 Homere, znao sam da imaš srce. 313 00:13:38,393 --> 00:13:40,634 Baš kao Lav kukavica. 314 00:13:40,712 --> 00:13:44,155 Uvek je imao srce. Ono što mu je nedostajalo je hrabrost. 315 00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:46,807 I Strašilo falilo je slame, zar ne? 316 00:13:46,885 --> 00:13:48,384 Ne, on nije bio ništa drugo do slama. 317 00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:51,979 Vau. Sve gledam sa novim očima. 318 00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:53,890 Baš kao Limeni čovek. 319 00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:55,908 To nije ono što Limeni čovek... 320 00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:57,410 Vidi, samo me zagrli još jednom. 321 00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:01,822 U redu, gospodo, ima tema o kojoj treba da razgovaramo. 322 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,992 Sada smo čekali dovoljno dugo, Samo ću to reći: 323 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:07,512 Vrijeme je da pribjegnemo do kanibalizma. 324 00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:08,680 Mmm. 325 00:14:08,756 --> 00:14:10,923 sta? Ne. Apsolutno ne. 326 00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:12,592 Ne kažem da ga jedemo. 327 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:15,219 Kažem da ga pripremimo biti pojeden. 328 00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:17,838 Ako se zamrzne, jednostavno ćemo završiti sa nezdravom hranom, 329 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,749 poput njegove kose ili noktiju na nogama. 330 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:20,750 sta? 331 00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:22,026 Stani! Stani! Stani! 332 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,437 Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! 333 00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:27,031 Samo mi daj krilo. Hajde. Imaš dva, hajde! 334 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:29,284 Ljudi ne jedu. 335 00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,496 ♪ 336 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,025 [Flandrija] Ako jedem ovo, i nemojte ih dijeliti... 337 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,785 ruši svaku vrijednost koju imam. 338 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:43,439 Ali samo razmišljam o tome također znači da sam zgriješio. Hmm. 339 00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,441 Moram reći, mnogo je lakše voditi ovu debatu 340 00:14:45,443 --> 00:14:47,218 s punim ustima mace. 341 00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:49,053 -Flandrija? -[gutljaji] 342 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,372 -Da? -Sada mi je tako jasno. 343 00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:53,057 Ti si bolji čovek, Ned. 344 00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,300 Pa, to nije istina. 345 00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:56,177 Imaš najveći prosek u timu. 346 00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:57,562 Ja sam ništa u poređenju sa tobom. 347 00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,972 Jeste li primijetili da nisam nazvao te "glupi Flanders" 348 00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:01,382 jednom na ovoj planini? 349 00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:03,884 šta hoćeš, Nobelovu nagradu za mir? 350 00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:06,887 oprosti, izvini, Zaista to cijenim. 351 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,222 To je samo to Shvatio sam 352 00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,466 Ja nisam prirodni vođa, kao ti. 353 00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:13,244 Gospod ima vreme i mesto za sve, prijatelju. 354 00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:14,971 Homer, ako je velika nadmorska visina 355 00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:16,489 nije se okrenuo vaš mozak za malčiranje, 356 00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:18,399 želite li da nas vodi u molitvi? 357 00:15:18,476 --> 00:15:21,252 nebeski otac, koji je u kamionskoj stanici. 358 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:24,422 Ping-pong. Rock. Zipper. Jambalaya. 359 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:25,831 [stenje] 360 00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:27,817 -[kašljanje] -Ne brini. 361 00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:30,153 Samo zato što je jedan od nas ima golicanje u zvižduku 362 00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:31,930 ne znači... [kašlje] 363 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:34,182 [kašljanje, piskanje] 364 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,345 Mi smo u desetom kadru, ljudi. 365 00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:42,589 Ako želiš da te pojedem kasnije, samo ne reci ništa. 366 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,609 [slabo stenje] 367 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,694 ♪ 368 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,512 -♪ -[hrkanje] 369 00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,272 Šefe, ima li novosti? 370 00:15:58,349 --> 00:16:00,016 O čemu? Oh, dobro. 371 00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:02,109 Mardž, sa uslovima 372 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,445 koliko god da jesu na toj planini, 373 00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:08,207 čak i ako nekako je preživio pad, uh, 374 00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:10,376 oh, kako da to nežno izrazim? 375 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,119 Kako to misliš, "nježno"? 376 00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:13,972 U osnovi si mi rekao mrtvi su! 377 00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:16,641 Molim te ostaviti moju porodicu na miru? 378 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:19,218 [uzdiše] Nikad nije lako biti policajac. 379 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,703 Zašto si onda to postao? 380 00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:23,556 Jer izgledam sjajno u plavom. Ide sa mojim očima. 381 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,057 Oči su ti crne. 382 00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,059 Pa, protraćio sam život. 383 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:28,802 [gruntanje] 384 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,396 Patty i Selma? 385 00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,824 Oh, ovaj dan nije moglo biti gore. 386 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,142 To bi rekao moj tata da je živ. 387 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,720 Mardž, draga, u ovakvom trenutku, 388 00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:40,498 sve što želimo da uradimo je sjediti i držati se za ruku. 389 00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:42,959 Bez razgovora. Samo ljubav. 390 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:46,320 Hteo sam da kažem jednu stvar: 391 00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:48,339 „Bolje uzmi svoje šortsove čistačima 392 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,824 „jer ćeš biti najpopularnija udovica 393 00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:52,735 na krugu piklebol." 394 00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:54,178 On nije mrtav! 395 00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:56,088 Pa, ne možemo biti sigurni... 396 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,499 Ali koristili smo generativnu umjetnu inteligenciju 397 00:16:58,576 --> 00:17:01,001 da napravi sliku Homera kao leš. 398 00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:03,187 Da te navikne na ideju, draga. 399 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:09,027 Neke od njih smo imali čak i prije pada. 400 00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:11,254 On nije mrtav. On nije mrtav! 401 00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:14,198 U stvari, kladim se da jeste čak će spasiti dan. 402 00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,260 -[suspregnuti smeh] -Možete li nas izvinuti? 403 00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:19,704 Moramo da izađemo napolje i da se smejemo. 404 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:22,390 [vjetar zavija] 405 00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:23,949 [Homer] Oh, je li to to? 406 00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:25,768 Moja priča se sada završava? 407 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:30,506 Zakopan u snijegu, sam smrznut voliš brokoli u mom zamrzivaču? 408 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:36,279 dragi moj sine, Jeste li spremni da mi se pridružite? 409 00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:39,223 Jesam, mama. Odvedi me na dobro mjesto. 410 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:43,377 Hm... To nije baš tako gde sam ja. 411 00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:46,289 Veoma su teški o bivšim levičarskim radikalima 412 00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,473 u zagrobnom životu. 413 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,808 šta to govoriš? 414 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:52,128 Ja sam na mestu sa puno nevjerovatnih ljudi. 415 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,406 Makijaveli, Če Gevara, 416 00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:57,558 Casanova. 417 00:17:57,635 --> 00:18:00,561 Casanova. Oh, Casanova. 418 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:05,658 Mislio sam da će umrijeti 1798. godine spriječi me da budem MeToo'd. 419 00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:07,502 hm... hm... 420 00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:13,091 mama? šta praviš? 421 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:16,243 Svi omiljeni tvog oca. Jer kad se vrati. 422 00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:18,412 Svinjski kotleti, glazirana šunka, 423 00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:21,933 pržena kopita, iznenađenje njuške. 424 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:24,677 Oh, ne mogu biti u istoj prostoriji sa tim mirisom. 425 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:27,513 Da, prilično je odvratno. 426 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,732 ♪ 427 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:34,094 [Homer] Hej, neko kuva. 428 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:35,988 Marge kuha! 429 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,783 Ne mogu umrijeti ovdje. 430 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,343 Potreban sam mojoj porodici. 431 00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:42,011 Moja priča se još piše. 432 00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:45,939 I sljedeća riječ u njemu jejeeargh! 433 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,500 [grunta] 434 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,537 Dolazite i vi, prijatelji. 435 00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:53,297 ♪ 436 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:04,700 Hidilly doodily, Saviorino! 437 00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:09,188 Bar jednom, Flanders, duguješ mi. 438 00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:15,895 [svira glazba za orgulje] 439 00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:19,231 Homer Simpson. Hmm, šta da kažem? 440 00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:22,827 Prespavao je misu. Koristio bi konac biblijskom trakom. 441 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:26,813 Bojim se da je ostavio iza sebe nema dobrog dela po kome bi ga pamtili. 442 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:31,652 Samo još jedan debeli fliper provlačeći se pored Božjih peraja. 443 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:34,730 Evo nešto crkva nikada nije čula za: 444 00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:37,416 Tip koji se vraća iz mrtvih! 445 00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:40,011 -[svi dahnu] -Bog ga blagoslovio. 446 00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:42,847 Moj ćelavi, prelijepi dečko. 447 00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:44,498 Nema dobrih djela, velečasni? 448 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,909 Imam novi kraj za tvoj hvalospjev: 449 00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:49,261 Hvala Bogu za Homera Simpsona! 450 00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:52,690 To je moj tata. Pušite, drugi tate. 451 00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:56,752 Propuštaš dva rođendana i školska predstava 452 00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:59,447 i odjednom si ti loš momak. 453 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:04,035 Znao sam da ćeš se vratiti. 454 00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:07,688 Znao sam. Znao sam. 455 00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:11,024 Pogrešili ste. Pogrešili ste! 456 00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:13,377 i pogresio si, propovjednik čovjek. 457 00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:15,213 Samo prerano. 458 00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:19,199 Znao sam da će uspjeti. Od prije pet sekundi. 459 00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,034 ♪ Jer on je jako dobar momak ♪ 460 00:20:21,112 --> 00:20:23,203 ♪ On je sada jako dobar momak ♪ 461 00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:25,872 ♪ Jer on je jako dobar momak ♪ 462 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,800 ♪ Potpuno nije umro ♪ 463 00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,135 ♪ Potpuno nije umro. ♪ 464 00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:33,380 Simpsone, oduvek sam znao imao si to u sebi. 465 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:36,400 To će biti dovoljno, Flanders. To će biti dovoljno. 466 00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:37,884 Aww. 467 00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:39,645 Sponzorira titlove 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVIZIJA 468 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:40,813 i FOX Broadcasting COMPANY 469 00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:42,406 i TOYOTA. 470 00:20:42,483 --> 00:20:45,284 Autor titlova Grupa za pristup medijima u WGBH access.wgbh.org 471 00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:52,491 Ja sam živ! Ja sam živ! Ja sam živ! 472 00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:54,977 Pa, nemaš da od toga napravimo obrok. 473 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,403 Yi-yo-yu! 474 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,739 ♪ Jer on je jako dobar momak ♪ 475 00:20:58,816 --> 00:21:00,165 ♪ On je sada jako dobar momak ♪ 476 00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:03,168 ♪ Jer on je jako dobar momak ♪ 477 00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:05,930 ♪ Potpuno nije umro. ♪ 478 00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:08,182 ♪ 479 00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:30,538 ššš 480 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,457 [lopte za kuglanje zveckaju]